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Learn Chinese: Fun Childhood Superstitions & Sayings

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gān
ma
zhí
dīng
zhe
yuè
liàng
kàn
xiǎng
jiā
Why are you staring at the moon? Are you homesick?
shì
zài
kàn
cháng
é
jiě
jie
shì
bu
shì
zài
No, I'm checking if Chang'e is taking a bath.
ǹg
méi
yǒu
Huh? No, she's not.
biàn
tài
You pervert.
a
[
[
xiào
]
shēng
]
men
shuō
yuè
liàng
shàng
ge
yǐng
zi
shì
bu
shì
cháng
é
Ah [laughter]. Do you guys think that shadow on the moon is Chang'e?
ér
ne
Where?
There.
wán
le
wán
Haha, you're doomed, you're doomed.
a
Huh?
rán
yòng
shǒu
zhǐ
yuè
liàng
You actually pointed at the moon.
zěn
me
le
What's wrong with that?
yuè
liàng
shì
néng
zhǐ
de
rán
huì
zài
wǎn
shàng
chèn
shuì
jiào
de
shí
hòu
ěr
duo
gěi
You can't point at the moon, or it'll cut off your ears while you're sleeping tonight.
a
ěr
duǒ
běn
lái
jiù
xiǎo
zài
diào
jiù
méi
le
ya
zěn
me
bàn
Ah? My ears are already small, if they're cut off, I won't have any left! What should I do, what should I do?
āi
huāng
zhè
xiē
dōu
shì
hǒng
xiǎo
hái
de
shuō
shén
me
zhēng
yuè
yào
jiù
jiu
diào
le
yào
rēng
fáng
dǐng
zài
fáng
sǎn
huì
zhǎng
西
gāo
chī
le
guā
tóu
shàng
huì
zhǎng
miáo
Oh, don't panic, those are just stories to scare kids. Like how your uncle will die if you get a haircut in the first lunar month, or you have to throw baby teeth on the roof, or you won't grow tall if you open an umbrella indoors, or watermelons will sprout from your head if you eat the seeds – it's all fake.
a
lǎo
xiǎo
shí
hòu
tīng
guò
zhè
xiē
Huh? Boss, did you hear these when you were a kid?
méi
yǒu
a
zhī
de
xiǎo
shí
hòu
ràng
chī
No, I only remember my mom wouldn't let me eat chicken feet when I was little.
[
[
yīn
]
[
xiào
]
]
[Laughter].
wèi
shén
me
Why?
shuō
chī
le
zhuǎ
xiě
chǒu
a
chī
zhuǎ
xiě
chǒu
zhè
shì
She said eating chicken feet would make your handwriting ugly. Huh? Eating chicken feet makes your handwriting ugly – is that even the point?
[
[
xiào
]
[Laughter]?
xiǎo
shí
hòu
zài
chuáng
shàng
wán
When I was little, my dad wouldn't let me play on the bed.
wèi
shén
me
wèi
shén
Why? Why?
shuō
wán
chuáng
huì
niào尿
huǒ
He said playing on the bed would make you wet the bed.
wán
chuáng
niào尿
huǒ
fǎn
le
Playing on the bed makes you wet the bed? Your dad got it backward, didn't he?
a
[
[
xiào
]
shēng
]
wèi
shén
me
rén
men
huan
duì
zhe
yuè
liàng
tuō
Ah [laughter]? Why do people like to express their longing to the moon?
guān
jiàn
shì
tuō
niàn
duì
shén
me
dōu
The thing is, you can express your longing to anything.
duì
zhe
ma
So, can you express it to a chamber pot?
āi
a
dàn
tuō
niàn
jiù
Uh? You can, but then your longing will smell like pee.
āi
duì
zhe
lǎo
Oh? What about to Boss?
de
niàn
jiù
rén
qíng
wèi
a
[
[
xiào
]
shēng
]
zhōng
qiū
jié
le
men
lái
yuàn
ba
yuè
liàng
zhēn
máng
a
wǎn
shàng
yào
gěi
zhào
liàng
hēi
àn
hái
yào
tīng
chě
dàn
bāng
tuō
xiāng
wán
le
hái
yào
tīng
yuàn
[
zěn
me
]
ràng
bāng
sòng
wài
mài
a
[
xiào
shēng
]
āi
yào
huài
fēn
wéi
ma
jiù
bài
jiù
hěn
de
yuàn
wàng
ò
亿
jiù
yào
jiān
máo
[
cǎo
]
亿
fāng
liáng
Then your longing will have a human touch [laughter]. It's Mid-Autumn Festival, let's make a wish. Heh, the moon is so busy! At night, it has to light up the darkness for you, listen to your nonsense, help you express your longing, and then listen to your wishes. Why don't you ask it to deliver your takeout too [laughter]?
亿
cún
kuǎn
Oh, come on, don't ruin the mood. Just make one wish.
zhè
ge
yuàn
wàng
hái
zhēn
shì
a
[
[
xiào
]
I just have a very simple wish.
tān
xīn
jiù
yào
xián
dāi
xián
chǒu
xián
pàng
xián
bèn
xián
méi
Oh.
ò
shuō
zhè
xiē
shì
yuàn
I just want a thatched cottage, a plot of good farmland, three meals a day, and an extra 100 million in savings [laughter]. 100 million in savings?
ò
shì
shén
100 million in savings?
shì
zuò
mèng
That's a truly 'simple' wish you have there [laughter].
a
[
[
xiào
]
Well, I'm not greedy either. I just want a girlfriend who doesn't mind that I'm dull, ugly, fat, stupid, and broke.
méi
xiǎng
dào
duì
de
rèn
zhī
hái
tǐng
jīng
zhǔn
de
ma
[
[
xiào
]
shēng
]
shén
me
yuàn
wàng
jiù
wàng
men
wáng
yǒng
yuǎn
chī
zhè
yàng
Oh, what you're saying isn't suitable for a wish.
a
Oh, then what is it suitable for?
lìng
wài
jiù
shì
men
liǎng
yǒng
yuǎn
dōu
yào
shēng
zhí
It's suitable for dreaming.
a
Ah [laughter]? I didn't realize your self-awareness was so accurate [laughter]. So, what's your wish? I just hope you guys' King stays vegetarian forever, so I can live a little longer.
a
zhí
péi
zhe
shuí
yuàn
péi
[
zhe
]
Huh? And also, I hope you two never get promoted. Huh? Huh? So you can always stay with me. Who'd want to stay with you [laughter]?

Key HSK Vocabulary

Word Pinyin Meaning HSK Action
耳朵 ěr duo ear HSK 5
月亮 yuè liang moon HSK 2
氛围 fēn wéi atmosphere HSK 7
老大 lǎo dà old, very HSK 7
嫦娥 Cháng é Chang'e, the lady in the moon HSK 7
思念 sī niàn miss, think of HSK 7
朴素 pǔ sù simple, plain HSK 7
哎呀 āi yā expressing suprise or amazement, expressing complaint or impatience HSK 7
寄托 jì tuō leave with sb., entrust to the care of sb. HSK 7
会长 huì zhǎng president of an association or society, president HSK 6
居然 jū rán unexpectedly, to one's surprise HSK 5
存款 cún kuǎn deposit money HSK 5
完了 wán le be over, be done HSK 5
做梦 zuò mèng dream, have a dream HSK 4
没想到 méi xiǎng dào didn't expect HSK 4
影子 yǐng zi shadow, reflection HSK 4
哈哈 hā hā ha-ha, haw-haw HSK 3
就是 jiù shì exactly, precisely HSK 3
希望 xī wàng hope, wish HSK 3
另外 lìng wài besides, in addition HSK 3

Remember those wild, imaginative questions you had as a kid, or the funny superstitions your parents used to share? Get ready for "月亮会割耳朵?!" (Will the moon cut ears?!), a hilarious and uniquely Chinese skit by 牛貓王.

This video perfectly captures those everyday, often absurd, conversations. It's not only guaranteed to make you chuckle, but it's also a fantastic way to pick up natural, conversational Chinese phrases and cultural insights you won't find in textbooks.

Video Overview

This video captures a lighthearted and humorous conversation among friends as they explore various Chinese childhood superstitions and folk sayings. The discussion begins with the amusing myth that pointing at the moon will lead to one's ears being cut off. The dialogue further delves into other common, often bizarre, childhood beliefs, such as eating chicken feet makes your handwriting ugly, or playing on the bed causes bedwetting. The friends share personal anecdotes and end with exaggerated, comedic wishes for the Mid-Autumn Festival, reflecting on cultural quirks and the simple joys of reminiscing.

✨ Dialogue Highlights

月亮会割耳朵吗?
Yuèliang huì gē ěrduo ma?
Will the moon cut ears?

This phrase is the core humorous premise of the skit, encapsulating a child's imaginative yet illogical fear, often stemming from mishearing or misinterpreting an adult's cautionary tale. It's a great conversational phrase to playfully express a naive or absurd question, or to tease someone about an unfounded worry.

哪有这种事?
Nǎ yǒu zhè zhǒng shì?
How can there be such a thing? / There's no such thing.

This is a highly practical and common phrase used to express disbelief, deny an absurd claim, or gently correct a misconception. It conveys a tone of mild amusement or exasperation, making it useful in various everyday situations when someone says something silly or improbable.

Grammar Notes

📌 你干嘛 + verb phrase ?
This is a colloquial and informal way to ask 'Why are you doing...?' or 'What are you up to...?' It's more direct and casual than 为什么, often implying curiosity or a mild 'what's going on?' tone.

你干嘛一直盯着我看?

Nǐ gàn má yì zhí dīng zhe wǒ kàn?

Why are you staring at me all the time?

📌 是不能...的,不然...
This structure is used to state a prohibition or a rule, often emphasizing that an action 'cannot' or 'should not' be done, followed by '不然' (otherwise/if not), which introduces a negative consequence.

在图书馆是不能大声喧哗的,不然会打扰别人。

Zài tú shū guǎn shì bù néng dà shēng xuān huá de, bù rán huì dá rǎo bié rén.

You cannot make loud noises in the library, otherwise you will disturb others.

📌 ...再...就...了
This pattern is used to express a cumulative effect or a consequence resulting from an additional or repeated action/condition. '再' means 'again' or 'further/more', and '就...了' indicates an immediate or inevitable outcome.

我本来就很矮,再穿平底鞋就更看不见了。

Wǒ běn lái jiù hěn ǎi, zài chuān píng dǐ xié jiù gèng kàn bù jiàn le.

I'm already short; if I wear flat shoes again, I'll be even less visible.